Spider Mans’ greatest villain is maybe The Paparazzi

TOBY MAGUIRE

Its like from Spider Man to The Hulk as Tobey looses his cool and starts cursing at those mother fuckers(paparazzi) after he was blocked by 20 paparazzi upon existing  Madeo’s Restaurant with his wife Jennifer Meyer on July 9th, 2008.

We all know that Tobey is a nice guy but when he get’s fucked up pretty bad, all hell brakes loose, its as if his spider senses are tingling abnormally.

These lines here just popped my heads off when Tobey said "Get the FUCK! out off the way, I can’t see. There are cars there MOTHER FUCKER!. Get out off the way". I could’ve not said it better. Tobey your the man!.

What’s even more hilarious is you can hear weird voices and one of them yells "Tobey!, Tobey!, oh my God Tobey!". Sounds like one of  ‘em die hard geeky dudes with eyeglasses, same die hard fans you see on Star Wars(I’m one of ‘em without the eyeglasses though) 

Probably after a rigorous training in Spider Man, Tobey would always come across hot chicks or even dudes and would said:

"Oh my God, it’s that guy Spidey
Dude, oh, my fuckin’ God but he’s real name is Tobey
I swear to fuckin’ God, dude, you fuckin’ rock
Please won’t you please let me suck your cock"

Check this video as Tobey cracked

 

 

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  1. laina ana imo naan sa blog uie jeejejejej. UIE panatik man diay ka ug lobo my dear kuya jejejejejeje.

    Comment by john — July 12, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

  2. this goes to show. . . superheroes are human too. . .
    And spidey just went HUMAN on them. . . .

    “Get the FUCK! out off the way, I can’t see. There are cars there MOTHER FUCKER!. Get out off the way”

    luvs it. . .

    Comment by mags — July 14, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

  3. HAHAHAHA. Tobey, poor Tobey. The only villains that he couldn’t bully, the least he could do is to pull off his spider mask and use his super spider mouth and start casting the magic words “FUCK OFF @$$#()/35!” Lolx. Must’ve been a hard day for him.

    Comment by apatheticdestitute — August 14, 2008 @ 9:35 am

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